A 17-year-old boy named Kyle Shaw.  located in the Upper-East Side of Manhattan was arrested earlier this week for the May 25th  bombing of  a local Starbucks. Shaw is/was somewhat of a Fight Club fanatic; the DVD of the film was actually on person at the time of his arrest and had been bragging to his friends starting a local fight club and his own Project Mayhem. Thus breaking the first and second rule of Fight Club, which is DO NOT FUCKING TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

So remember guys; if you’re gonna join underground organizations based uopn exercises in masculinity and anit-establishment comradarie, make sure the leader of said orgnization isn’t a 17-year-old dumbass whose idea of “rebelling” is throwing a cherry bomb into an empty Starbucks.