Punk-Ass Teenager Forgets the First Rule of Fight Club
Thursday, July 16th, 2009
Tyler Durden wannabe gets arrested for bombing a Starbucks.
A 17-year-old boy named Kyle Shaw. located in the Upper-East Side of Manhattan was arrested earlier this week for the May 25th bombing of a local Starbucks. Shaw is/was somewhat of a Fight Club fanatic; the DVD of the film was actually on person at the time of his arrest and had been bragging to his friends starting a local fight club and his own Project Mayhem. Thus breaking the first and second rule of Fight Club, which is DO NOT FUCKING TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.
So remember guys; if you’re gonna join underground organizations based uopn exercises in masculinity and anit-establishment comradarie, make sure the leader of said orgnization isn’t a 17-year-old dumbass whose idea of “rebelling” is throwing a cherry bomb into an empty Starbucks.
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Ugh. Where the hell has this kid’s parents been his whole stupid life? I swear, some people just should not be reproducing, or be responsible for anything with a pulse.
Ha Ha, hope he doesn’t watch The Matrix too mnay times. Hate to see what would actually happen if he tried to leap across buildings and dodge bullets. . . idiot.