5 Ways to Fix ‘Heroes’

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

Hey guys, TotallyNotNick here. If you listen to Geekeasy, you’re probably aware of how strongly I disliked Volume Three of Heroes. But that doesn’t mean I won’t watch Volume Four; I’m a very forgiving geek and I’m willing to give Tim Kring’s bumbling superhero saga another chance, mostly because the show is now going to have Bryan Fuller as a staff writer. However, if I ran Heroes, here’s what I would do to revive this once mighty series.

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1. Kill 75% of the Season One Cast- This includes Claire (she’s listed first because she needs to die the most) Noah, Peter, and Molhinder. It’

s pretty well known- in fact Kring has flat out admitted to it- that the stories of these characters ended in

Season One and believe me, you can tell. It doesn’t matter how “popular” these characters are, (at this point, can anything about Heroes be considered “popular” anyway?) if they’re not improving the narrative, they need to die. Take what Lost has done for example; when a character has fulfilled his or her arc, they die.  Was I sad to see these characters die? In most cases yes, but I understood why it had to happen. Peter is dead weight and he has been since he saved New York. (The first time that is) Speaking of which…

2. Let the Bad Thing Happen- One of the characters foresees a horrible future that can only be prevented by the combined forces of the chartecters. Which volume of Heroes had this story; One, Two, or Three? If you chose all of the above, you’re correct. So here’s what I’m thinking; let the S hit the F. Let the bomb hit, let the world get all “post-apocalyptic-y.” Do you realize what a ballsy move that would be? It would be right up there with the “Flash forwards” of Lost or the staff overall of House. If you think this is too radical, that’s fine. But after the “Villains” arc, radical is just what Heroes needs.

3. Fire Tim Kring- If his interviews and public statements are any indication, Kring is just clocking in at this point and I think his tenure at the Heroes University is long expired. But who can replace Kring? I dunno, how about Bryan Fuller? And if he doesn’t want it, go through the little black book of geek TV. What’s David Greenwalt up to these days?

4. Hire Better Writers- The only thing worse than watching Heroes now is listening to it. The dialogue is so stiff and awkward that it’s almost impossible to care about any of the characters or their actions. Hiring comic book writers (like Jeph Loeb) was a great idea, let’s continues the pattern. I’m talking Alan Heinberg, Dan Slott maybe even some big guns like Bendis or Robert Kirkman. They don’t even have to be comic-book scribes. How interesting would it be to have Amy Sherman Palladino write for a super hero show?

5. Find a Heading- What is the mission statement of Heroes? What is the show about? If its “ordinary people doing extraordinary things” then it’s been doing a pretty bad job keeping to that. Heroes has become a soap opera; an endless, meaningless melodrama. The writers and producers need to look deep into the show itself and discover what it is and why it needs to be on the air. Doing this is the only way for Heroes to become part of the greats. Otherwise, it might as well be another show set in a law firm or hospital.

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