Polygon_Wizard

About this author:

My day job is being an animator at a small studio, an admittedly geeky (and awesome) career. I have read Lord of the Rings a countless number of times. I can just about quote The Princess Bride at will. I love Star Wars, and I was even a band geek back in high school where I played the alto saxophone in marching band, symphonic band, and jazz band. I also love to play video games of many different types. I am a complete geek, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Articles by Polygon_Wizard:

December 4th, 2009

Game of the Year 2009

The final month of the year has arrived yet again. Along with bitter winds and the potential for white flakes in the air, it brings annoying jewelry commercials, crowded shopping malls, and skyrocketing airline ticket prices. Oh yeah! December also dishes out an onslaught of lists detailing the best “whatevers” of the year. In this case, the “whatevers” I am bringing you are video games. So what did I think of this year’s crop of interactive entertainment?

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October 31st, 2009

Chuck Gets More Episodes

NBC hasn’t aired a single episode of Chuck this fall, and we still probably won’t be seeing the show until 2010 despite rumors that it might come back in November. However, the network recently announced that they have ordered an additional six episodes of Chuck, bringing the total for this yet-to-be-aired season up to 19.

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August 5th, 2009

Peter Jackson’s ‘Lovely’ Trailer

Maybe you’ve never heard of Alice Sebold’s best-selling novel, The Lovely Bones. Maybe you have heard of it, but the paperback is still sitting in your “to read” pile. Maybe you’ve read the book so many times you could recite it in your sleep. Regardless of where you sit in relation to the source material, the trailer for Peter Jackson’s film adaptation of the story looks absolutely amazing.

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July 22nd, 2009

Review – Red Faction: Guerrilla (Xbox 360/PS3)

Would you like to blow stuff up and smash things with a sledgehammer? Yes? Then Red Faction: Guerrilla is tailor-made for you.

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July 20th, 2009

Sean Bean To Play With Ice and Fire

The latest cast member to join the HBO production of George R.R. Martin’s A Game of Thrones is a very exciting one.

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July 7th, 2009

Review – The Conduit (Wii)

High Voltage Software has been hyping their new game, The Conduit, as the title that will make “hardcore” gamers dust off their Wii and give them a reason to play the system again. Should you grab a dust rag or continue using your Wii remotes as paper weights?

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June 23rd, 2009

Review – Prototype (XBox 360/PS3)

It’s not every day that you wake up on the coroner’s table, interrupting your own autopsy. For most people, that would be a strange occurrence, but it’s only the beginning for Alex Mercer.

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June 7th, 2009

E3 2009: Must See Videos You May Have Missed

A ton of great trailers and preview videos for big releases have been shown at E3 this year. There have been so many videos posted online that some games can get lost in the shuffle. While seeing footage from big games like Modern Warfare 2 and God of War 3 is certainly a good thing, this article is for those videos you probably missed among the explosion of new content released this week.

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June 2nd, 2009

E3 2009: Sony Conference Impressions

Sony was the last of the Big 3 companies to hold their press conference at E3 this year. What did they show, and how did they stack up to the other two? Read on for my impressions and video.

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June 2nd, 2009

E3 2009: Nintendo Conference Impressions

Last year, Nintendo’s press conference was less than stellar. Did they improve things this year? Read on to find out what Nintendo brought to the table.

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June 1st, 2009

E3 2009: Microsoft Conference Impressions

The Electronic Entertainment Expo is here, and Microsoft was hoping their conference would kick E3 off with a bang. Did they succeed? Read on for my impressions of the first of the conferences from the “Big Three” companies, including several videos from the show.

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May 26th, 2009

Review – Plants vs Zombies (PC/Mac)

There are zombies on your lawn. What are you gonna do about it? Set out some plants, of course!

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May 5th, 2009

Review – Bully: Scholarship Edition (XBox 360/Wii/PC)

Rockstar Games is most famous for making the Grand Theft Auto series, but that doesn’t mean they can’t make other games. With Bully, Rockstar leaves the world of GTA behind in favor of one with wedgies, swirlies, and “kick me” signs.

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April 28th, 2009

Review – World of Goo (WiiWare/PC)

World of Goo oozes wit and charm from every pore. The game’s imaginative puzzles, rousing music, excellent sound design, and a unique art style all add up into an experience that should not be missed. 2DBoy’s World of Goo is much more than just another puzzle game.

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April 21st, 2009

Review – Chronicles of Riddick: Assault On Dark Athena (Xbox 360/PS3/PC)

Richard B. Riddick is the universe’s biggest badass and a perfect example of an antihero. Both a revamp of Escape From Butcher Bay and an entirely new adventure, Assault On Dark Athena has a lot to offer for those who want to strap on Riddick’s cool shades, lurk in the darkness, and knock off a bunch of bad guys.

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